- Lay your own set of ground rules, i.e. there will be no whoopee if we're in our parents house
- Set the tone early in the day, i.e. tell him if he does the laundry, makes dinner, cleans the kitchen, gives the kids a bath, reads to each child individually and puts the kids to bed, you'll have whoopee. He'll fall asleep!
- Utilize stalling techniques i.e. stall while he falls asleep by having a venti, triple shot, half soy, quarter mocha, part skim latte.
- Employ a turn-off tactic, i.e. name your body parts after your in-laws
- Resort to emergency diversion techniques, i.e. record your kids crying on your cell phone and hit this "emergency" button if all else fails.
- Finally, enjoy and share humor in your female friendships
- Married couples make love a robust 98 times per year, while single folks are having sex only 49 times a year. He should consider himself lucky if he's married!
- 12% of couples in America don't even sleep in the same room. Again, tell him to consider himself lucky; he could be on the couch!
- The average couple in their forties has whoopee 69 times a year (no pun intended!). The average couple in their thirties reportedly does it 86 times a year. The average couple in their twenties does it 112 times a year - positive proof that one gets wiser with age.
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