Instead the twisted minds of famed San Francisco drag performer Peaches Christ and David Flower Productions have come up with another terrifying idea in the form of "screaming telegrams".
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You can send one of the Terror Vault clowns to your friend or foe and they'll deliver a socially distant personalized message designed to make them scream.
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According to Into the Dark Productions, " a scary clown will arrive on-site to surprise the recipient with a song, some balloons, and a nightmare-inducing scream!"
You can also add-on extras.
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"One of the things I love about this is that every time someone orders a screaming telegram they're supporting an unemployed Bay Area actor and helping us to bring back Terror Vault in 2021," said Peaches Christ.
This is for anyone 18 and older. The $50 "screaming telegrams" are only available in San Francisco during the month of October.
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