SAN FRANCISCO (KGO) -- Ahead of Valentine's Day, the San Francisco Zoo wants to help you get the perfect gift for your ex.
The zoo wants you to adopt a hissing cockroach in the name of a former love. Don't worry -- the gift will be sent anonymously.
For anyone who hasn't yet experienced bad romance, the zoo has several charming residents who could benefit from adoption, including a red panda.
Just to be clear, zoo officials want you to know adoption packages do not include any live animals, but your donation will be used to support the zoo and its animals.
If you're interested in adopting an animal from the San Francisco Zoo, click here.