One person said his favorite football team lost and he needed time to recover. Another said that a swarm of bees surrounded his car and he couldn't make it in.
How about not being able to decide what to wear? Someone's used that before.
And one employee said that someone glued her doors and windows shut so she couldn't leave the house to come to work
While another worker said he was quitting smoking and too grouchy to come to work.
